Let's see..tornadoes, hail, wind, deluge, floods. Maybe frogs and locusts? We already have had darkness--the Okie legislature!
A guy floated by my house yesterday in a really, really big boat. Had a beard. He said his name was Noah.
Pat Robertson will probably say God's punishing us, like he did the people of Haiti. What for?
Maybe the Neanderthal Republican legislature? or Fox "news"? Other possibilities you can think of?